Section 435 An Atlanta Braves blog. From the upper deck at Turner Field.

Saturday Quick Hits

• Glavine is back on the DL. Here’s a question: how come nobody was heaping the same kind of shit on Glavine for thinking that he was miraculously cured of his torn flexor tendon that was being heaped on Hudson for thinking his elbow was going to miraculously heal?
• Is it just me, or did Kotsay get hot just after Jeff Francoeur shaved off his beard? This can’t be a coincidence. I think that, like me, Kotsay derives most of his powers from his beard and, when Francoeur grew a beard, his bad mojo was channeling to Kotsay through the hirsutosphere.