Goodbye, Tex
When Mike Hampton of all people is the only Brave not currently on the DL, it FINALLY became apparent to management that this season was over. So, mark your calendars for Casey Kotchman bobblehead day sometime in 2009, 2010, and 2011.
With Kotchman we get some stability at first base for the next few years, a steady bat, though lacking Tex’s power, and someone who, from reports, is as able defensively as Tex. You know, so long as he is able to keep the malaise at bay.
When asked for comment on the trade, Scott Thorman responded, “Fuck.”
Duder McWhoeverstein, a AA pitcher, was also included in the trade. Like Casey Kotchman, he also has a better chance at playing first base for the Atlanta Braves than Scott Thorman.
Frank Wren had this to say about McWhoeverstein, “Look, we would’ve gotten two draft picks for Tex next spring if we’d hung on to him. So I’d look like a total jackass if I only got one guy back now.”
All in all, probably not quite the deal we were hoping to get. But still an improvement over draft picks as we get at least one body who we know can play quality baseball at the major league level.

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